Stupid Questions
You suck. Why don't you just quit?
Anyone who sends me an e-mail like this will be destroyed.
Because ninjas never quit, gaijin. Besides, there are a bunch of crazy folks out there who don't think I suck very much at all. What am I supposed to do about them, huh? Just leave them hanging? That'd be pretty damn rude, wouldn't you say?
Hey, I really like something that you don't like. What gives?
Anyone who sends me an e-mail like this will be destroyed.
Yes. They're called opinions. I have opinions, and therefore I hate lots of stuff. You have two choices on how to solve this problem. Number one, you can deal with it, or number two, you can choke on it, fanboy.
Hey, I really hate something that you don't hate. What gives?
Anyone who sends me an e-mail like this will be destroyed.
This is even better. I honestly don't care. In fact, often times I'll just proclaim how much I like something just because so many other people, especially on the Internet, have such an inane hatred for it. I like to tick people off like that. It makes me feel powerful.
I disagree with your opinions. You suck. How do you like that, huh?
Anyone who sends me an e-mail like this will be destroyed.
Good for you. Independent thought is a wonderful thing. Unless, of course, it's based on ignorance or mainstream corporate propaganda. Then it's a bad thing. I don't expect everyone (anyone?) to agree with me, but I do expect everyone who decides to contact me to do so in an intelligent and reasonable manner. So if you want to fight about it, this is the place.
Ninja Questions.
Why do you keep talking about destruction?
Destruction breeds creation. Much like good and evil, one can not exist without the other. Personally, I like both.
Why do you think you're a ninja?
I am just very ninja-like in my life, so to call myself a ninja is only natural. Most everyone who knows me would agree. I believe in the ninja way. Besides, ninjas are awesome and so am I.
What are you, some kind of freak?
Yes. As a matter of fact, I am.
Do you like pie?
Yes. Very much.