Stupid Questions
You suck at drawing. Why don't you just quit?
I might suck, but quitting is boring. I'm going to keep drawing no matter what anybody says. If you have constructive feedback on my recent work, I'd love to read it. If you've got nothing but a bunch of poorly thought-out insults with bad spelling and grammar, well, actually I'd love to read that too. Just understand it's not going to make a single bit of difference and I might call you out on it.
How can you be a teacher if you suck at drawing?
I've just got to stay one lesson ahead of the kid!
Hey, I don't happen to share the same opinion about things as you do. What gives?
Yes, I know. I hate a lot of things people like and like a lot of things people hate. You're entitled to yours and I'm entitled to mine. In fact, often times I'll just proclaim how much I like something just because so many other people, especially on the Internet, have such an inane hatred for it. You have two choices on how to solve this problem. Number one, you can deal with it, or number two, you can choke on it, fanboy.
My website is better than yours!
That's probably true. But unless you're looking to help, I probably don't care very much.
I can draw better than you!
Hey, good for you. You can go ahead and prove that if you want. But unless you're looking to help, I probably don't care very much.
I've seen better drawings on the Internet than yours!
Me too. I don't care.
I hate anime and you like anime so I hate you.
Well, I could explain how anime is simply a medium of expression like books or film and is thus impossible to outright hate, but honestly I don't care. I watch different stuff and draw different stuff and while anime is a big part of my life, it's nothing to get all worked up over. Besides, there are so many better reasons to hate me anyway.
Why waste your time responding to people who hate you?
Because it's hilarious. It doesn't take a long time, and it's not like it's anyone else's concern what I choose to spend my time doing regardless. I keep to myself and do nothing to provoke them. They come to me, and thus they get what they deserve. Its a two way street.
Why do make fun of spelling mistakes when people insult you?
Look, nobody's perfect and mistakes happen, but when someone insults me and can't even be bothered to try to spell correctly, as is this case 99% of the time, why on Earth should I be bothered to take anything they say seriously? To say nothing to the fact that people are supposed to go to school and learn about this stuff, we now live in an age where computers can actually do a decent job of checking your spelling for you! So with that in mind, pointing out the pathetic usage of spelling and grammar proves that these people are idiots. They came to me with their hate, and I simply point their idiocy back toward them. It's not like these morons ever have anything important to say anyway.
Ninja Questions.
Why do you think you're a ninja?
When the shoe fits, wear it. I'm kind of a mysterious and stealthy guy. Pretty ninja-like in general. To call myself a ninja is only natural. Most everyone who knows me would agree. I believe in the ninja way. Besides, ninjas are awesome and so am I.
Why do you wear bandanas?
Because I'm a ninja! I mean, obviously.
What are you, some kind of freak?
Yes. As a matter of fact, I am. But I'm comfortable with that.
Do you like pie?
Yes. I like pie. I like it very much. Very, very much.