August 20, 2003

Note to punks: Bite me.

So recently I’ve gotten some nasty little anonymous messages in my guestbook. You know the kind, the sort of poorly worded and poorly spelled juvenile garbage constantly being spewed forth by the brain-dead scum of the Internet. Perhaps the work of a few people, perhaps the work of one. I intend on addressing several of them very soon, but just to prove that I’m not blind to the fact that there are people out there insulting me on my own website, I’ve got this to say.

You got a problem with me? You don’t like the way I do things? You think I suck? Fine. But at least have the guts to stand by your thoughts. Leave a freakin’ name. Leave a freakin’ e-mail address. Try to actually spell something right and use some damn punctuation. Save the petty name calling and insults for recess time. And most of all, back up your opinions with something tangible.

Otherwise you’re just another 12 year old would-be bully here in this virtual schoolyard playground, trying in vain to be tough while pretending to be cool. You make me sick, but only because I think you’re pathetic.

Certainly, if people have something to say, they can just go ahead and say it. I’m not going to stop anyone from saying anything negative. But if you can’t do that in an intelligent manner, then obviously you shouldn’t have come to this website in the first place, because it’s just too damn smart for you. Don’t waste your time, and don’t waste mine.

And for anyone out there who has a different opinion than those which have been staining the site recently, please share. I will always appreciate it.

These kinds of messages don’t upset me at all. They’re too stupid to sweat over and worry about or even take seriously. But I have to say that I get disappointed when I check my guestbook or my e-mail and messages like that are all I get. If you dig what I do, then say so, and say why. And if you don’t, same thing. Say so, and say why. Got it? Thank you.



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