December 2, 2004

It’s December Already.

How in the hell did it get to be December? They say that time flies when you’re having fun. Well, I am not having very much fun, and yet time flies regardless. And now there is only one month left out of the whole year, and I don’t have much to show for it.

I wanted to have a new site update in October, and now it’s already December. Things are taking longer than I had anticipated, and my patience has begun to wear thin, but I’m still hacking away at it, even if it’s just a little bit at a time.

It’s been awhile since I’ve done one of these, so here’s a recent look at what a few folks have been saying about me.

(GI)Crash left us with this fascinating review.

this site sux so bad i cant believe that you made i puked eat me
Oh wow, such an articulate and well arranged statement. Obviously my verbal skills are far inferior to his, so I shouldn’t even bother forming a response, at risk of making myself look like an idiot. But thank you, Mr. Crash, for this beautifully written and fair assessment. I will be saving it. *sinister grin*

The esteemed Dr. Pillow had this to say, most likely in response to some of the other guestbook posts.

My observation is that you will be all the jealous type of Mr. Ninja. Jealousy is you, as because have no talent you don’t. That is my diagnosis. Cool drawings, Mr. Ninja
Well, uh, thanks.. Yoda. I think.

And from Tom, who seems to insist on speaking German.

hallo, geile seite, obwohl es ein bissel an www.chaosdigital erinnert.

viele grüsse, tom

Viel Dank Sie, mächtiges Tom. Ich bin ein Ninja!

And this puzzle comes from “chingAdA!!!” I think it’s some kind of secret code or something.

HEY… wow im so suprised on what happens in the end butt then ur like HEY.. well am in de right place or wat? ehehe plus i dont no where i am so ahah nice place byes!!
Good gravy. I could understand Tom the German guy better than this nonsense, and I don’t actually speak German. I think that whoever or whatever “chingAdA!!!” is, he/she/it likes this webpage, which is great and all, but seriously…. how? And why? And…. what? And…. byes??

Oh yes, and lest we forget Mark. The same Mark who keeps visiting my website again and again, only to say mow much he hates it. So great to know that children are finding such productive ways of spending their time nowadays. Why, when I was but a lad, I used to read magazines and play video games. I guess times have changed. So let’s see what Mark has to say on what has to be his 15th visit.

Screw you dood! This is possibly the worse sote I’ve seen in my entire life. I’m 15 and I can draw better than you ever will.
Wow, we’re really beginning to find out a lot about Mark. I feel a psychological breakthrough happening here. I never would have thought that such a well stated and intelligent opinion could ever come from one who is only 15 years old. All this time I thought he was much older than that, but it turns out he is the age of any other typical punk kid. Oh wait, I lied. This doesn’t surprise me at all, and he is just a typical punk kid. Yawn.

I love how he says he can draw better than I ever will. Good for him. Looking forward to seeing your website, Mark. Oh, what’s that? You don’t have one? Nor do you have any other proof of your illustrative superiority? Then prove it or shut the Hell up. You’re giving other 15 year olds a bad name. Jackass.

Such is the life of Ninjatron.



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