I feel obligated to write about something today, but I’m busy and I don’t really know what to talk about. Lucky for me, I got some funny e-mail today! Yay! So you know what that means. Let the games begin!

File this one under “Lost in Translation“.

quieroesas imagenes inomedegas agarar la tengo 11 años
Umm.. what? Why do people think I can speak Spanish? I don’t. This website is in English! No hablo español!

So, once again, it’s AltaVista BabelFish to the rescue! Let’s see what happens when I run it through a Spanish to English translator.

quieroesas imagenes inomedegas to agarar I am 11 years old
Well doesn’t that clear everything up! Not sure why this person is telling me their age, but based on that little bit of information I can surmise that nothing else was translated because everything else was spelled wrong or something. So, little help from any Spanishly-inclined members of the audience?

The next one is pretty funny. Funny because of what it asks, and funny because, for some reason, I am the one being asked.

hey i dont know who this is but all i know is that i LOVE power rangers, my name is dylan gray i am 14 years old and i have watched power rangers since i was 1 is there anyway you know someone who can contact me for an audition or maybe a part in the next and upcoming power rangers? if so please contact me RIGHT AWAY thank you
How do people come up with this stuff? Is this even for real or is this a prank? How in the hell would I know how to get a part on Power Rangers? If I did, I’d have done it myself! I’d be the black ranger, and I’d beat up all the monsters with my ninja style, then I’d destroy all the other coloured Rangers, especially that red jerk, and then I would reign supreme as the totally ultimate mega eternally awesome super unstoppable Power Ranger of all time forever.

If you want to be a Power Ranger, move to New Zealand. That’s where they film the show now. I am sure that the entire population of that country will have been featured on the show at some point judging by the way it’s been going for the past 3 thousand years.

Ok, that was good for a laugh.



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